CHELMSFORD – This afternoon the Emperor visited a Black Lives Matter march along with a coterie of Essexian citizens including Interior Minister Matthew, Earl Jamie
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Major changes announced to the Essexian Ministry of Justice and Supreme Court
SHENFIELD – Earlier today at 16:57 GMT, Jacob M made the conscious decision to step down from his duties as the Minister of Justice after
Lord Jack removed from the Chamber in heated discussion over Essexia’s Patron Saint
Today in Parliament Today’s discussion in parliament was chiefly about the position of Patron Saint of Essexia, a position currently held by Guglielmo Marconi, the
Essexian government is ready to use military force to enforce the coronavirus lockdown.
GREATER BADDOW – The Essexian Government has reiterated today that the military is ready for ‘all scenarios’ if civil unrest occurs over the continuation of
Emperor Terry calls Boris Johnson a ‘lying toe-rag’
Today, the Essexian Post brings you an exclusive interview with our glorious Emperor, Terry. We sat down with him over a call, due to the
Rhino Alliance storms into power
The Rhino Alliance has been revived in spectacular style today as the Progressive Workers Party has managed to bring down the ruling Giraffe Concordat after
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