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Essexia doesn’t exist, say MPs

01/04/20212 min read

Essexia quite simply doesn’t exist. We were wrong to lie to you, we didn’t realise ourselves. That is why after today, the 1st April, we will be cancelling Essexia. Thank you.

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Jack Dean purges six opposition members from the GUM in an unprecedented and shocking move
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Jack Dean purges six opposition members from the GUM in an unprecedented and shocking move

06/03/202106/03/20212 min read

Greater Baddow – This evening, Jack Dean, Chairman of the GUM, launched a shocking and unprecedented culling of the GUM membership, moving to expel six

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Emperor Terry’s dinner causes martial law to be declared in Essexia
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Emperor Terry’s dinner causes martial law to be declared in Essexia

20/12/202026/12/20201 min read

Greater Baddow – Following outrage over the diet of the Emperor, martial law has been declared to restore order. Francis Schrodinger declared the military government

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Giant, extraterrestrial murder machines are invading the United States…but is China to blame?
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Giant, extraterrestrial murder machines are invading the United States…but is China to blame?

20/06/202001/09/20202 min read

Warning: This post is satire. There are currently no invasions of the United States…that China are willing to admit. Boca Chica, Texas, US – At

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