Essexia quite simply doesn’t exist. We were wrong to lie to you, we didn’t realise ourselves. That is why after today, the 1st April, we will be cancelling Essexia. Thank you.
Category: Satire
Jack Dean purges six opposition members from the GUM in an unprecedented and shocking move
Greater Baddow – This evening, Jack Dean, Chairman of the GUM, launched a shocking and unprecedented culling of the GUM membership, moving to expel six
Emperor Terry’s dinner causes martial law to be declared in Essexia
Greater Baddow – Following outrage over the diet of the Emperor, martial law has been declared to restore order. Francis Schrodinger declared the military government
Giant, extraterrestrial murder machines are invading the United States…but is China to blame?
Warning: This post is satire. There are currently no invasions of the United States…that China are willing to admit. Boca Chica, Texas, US – At
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