Rhino Alliance storms into power
The Rhino Alliance has been revived in spectacular style today as the Progressive Workers Party has managed to bring down the ruling Giraffe Concordat after
Essexia doesn’t exist, say MPs
Essexia quite simply doesn’t exist. We were wrong to lie to you, we didn’t realise ourselves. That is why after today, the 1st April, we will be cancelling Essexia. Thank you.
Strategic Defence Review 2021 completed
The Imperial Essexian Military: an institute of Essexia not often seen in public, and shrouded in mystery due to a lack of public recruitment and organisation, it is understood by only the few within it that have been involved from the very beginning. That is all due to change.
CAe Systems completes Phase 1 of JAFA program
CAe Systems has completed the first phase of the JAFA program, The Essexian understands. The first stage, which aims to complete the concept of Essexia’s first domestically-built combat aircraft, was completed as of last week. CAe will then move onto finalising the design.
Jack Dean purges six opposition members from the GUM in an unprecedented and shocking move
Greater Baddow – This evening, Jack Dean, Chairman of the GUM, launched a shocking and unprecedented culling of the GUM membership, moving to expel six
Newton von Uberquie becomes First Minister of Essexia in historic Parliamentary shift
Greater Baddow – Today is one of the most historic days in Essexian history, as the First Minstership is assumed by a non-founding member of
Essexian by-election results – Despite Royalist victories the Greens secure Parliament
THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS STORY Greater Baddow – The Electoral Committee has released the results of the 2021 by-elections. With over 250 votes cast,
Voting is open for the 2021 Essexian by-elections – here’s everything you need to know
Greater Baddow – Voting is now open for the by-elections in the Commonwealth of Essexia and Čechsexia. Here’s everything you need to know before casting
Doplňovací volby v Čechsexijském volebním obvodě
This article is written in the Czech language. Prvního března čekají Společenství Essexie a Čechsexie tři doplňovací volby do Imperiálního Parlamentu. Essexijský Parlament má v
This week in Essexia – a new First Minister, fresh political parties, by-elections, football, and a rocket launch delay
A new First Minister Following the events of last week’s military coup, Essexia got its 12th First Minister in three years. Ben H, First Minister
Crisis in Uber-Esse – Newton von Uberquie seizes control of Uber-Essian Union through Emergency Powers
International report — Less than a year after its formation, the Uber-Essen Union has been thrust into a state of chaos. It follows the departure
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