GREATER BADDOW – The Essexian Government has reiterated today that the military is ready for ‘all scenarios’ if civil unrest occurs over the continuation of
Month: May 2020
Emperor Terry calls Boris Johnson a ‘lying toe-rag’
Today, the Essexian Post brings you an exclusive interview with our glorious Emperor, Terry. We sat down with him over a call, due to the
Shock abdication in Abeldane
Newton von Uberquie has abdicated the Abeldane throne, saying that he no longer had the support of the Empire’s founders. In a statement, he said: Hello
Rhino Alliance storms into power
The Rhino Alliance has been revived in spectacular style today as the Progressive Workers Party has managed to bring down the ruling Giraffe Concordat after