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Giant, extraterrestrial murder machines are invading the United States…but is China to blame?
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Giant, extraterrestrial murder machines are invading the United States…but is China to blame?

20/06/202001/09/20202 min read

Warning: This post is satire. There are currently no invasions of the United States…that China are willing to admit. Boca Chica, Texas, US – At

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Essexia and Uberessenberg leaders meet
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Essexia and Uberessenberg leaders meet

19/06/202019/06/20203 min read

GREATER BADDOW – Today Essexian leaders briefly met with Palatine-Viceroy of Uberquiesenberg, Newton von Uberquie. Present at the ‘summit’ was Emperor Terry I, Lord Matthew

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Is Parliamentary sovereignty at risk?
Opinion

Is Parliamentary sovereignty at risk?

17/06/202017/06/20202 min read

The newly appointed Justice Minister Harley C has passed a new Act of Parliament earlier this morning in what is his first action as Minister

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Essexian economy holds strong during coronavirus
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Essexian economy holds strong during coronavirus

13/06/20204 min read

Yesterday, the treasury released some statistics that has proved the Essexian economy has remained stronger than its international neighbours. In the second quarter, there has

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Emperor Terry marches for Black Lives Matter
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Emperor Terry marches for Black Lives Matter

13/06/202013/06/20204 min read

CHELMSFORD – This afternoon the Emperor visited a Black Lives Matter march along with a coterie of Essexian citizens including Interior Minister Matthew, Earl Jamie

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It’s time to tear down our (virtual) statues
Opinion

It’s time to tear down our (virtual) statues

10/06/20205 min read

“it is time for Essexia to tear down it’s figurative statues of outdated ideals and limited racial relevance.” Late last month, I participated in a

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Nicholas Randouler; a great loss to the world
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Nicholas Randouler; a great loss to the world

09/06/202009/06/20206 min read

I thought about not writing this. I mean, it has been less than 24 hours since we figured out what had happened to Nick, and

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Essexia is a blueprint for a Utopia
Opinion

Essexia is a blueprint for a Utopia

08/06/202009/06/20209 min read

“without Essexia, I would know barely even one tenth of the people I do now thanks to Essexia, let alone represent or debate them in

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Major changes announced to the Essexian Ministry of Justice and Supreme Court
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Major changes announced to the Essexian Ministry of Justice and Supreme Court

03/06/202003/06/20204 min read

SHENFIELD – Earlier today at 16:57 GMT, Jacob M made the conscious decision to step down from his duties as the Minister of Justice after

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A Commonwealth in chaos: my opinion – Lord Matthew
Opinion

A Commonwealth in chaos: my opinion – Lord Matthew

02/06/202003/06/20209 min read

GREATER BADDOW – Yesterday the Commonwealth of Essexia was struck by its most acute challenge since the civil war of 2018. Despite the progress and

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