Warning: This post is satire. There are currently no invasions of the United States…that China are willing to admit. Boca Chica, Texas, US – At
Month: June 2020
Essexia and Uberessenberg leaders meet
GREATER BADDOW – Today Essexian leaders briefly met with Palatine-Viceroy of Uberquiesenberg, Newton von Uberquie. Present at the ‘summit’ was Emperor Terry I, Lord Matthew
Is Parliamentary sovereignty at risk?
The newly appointed Justice Minister Harley C has passed a new Act of Parliament earlier this morning in what is his first action as Minister
Essexian economy holds strong during coronavirus
Yesterday, the treasury released some statistics that has proved the Essexian economy has remained stronger than its international neighbours. In the second quarter, there has
Emperor Terry marches for Black Lives Matter
CHELMSFORD – This afternoon the Emperor visited a Black Lives Matter march along with a coterie of Essexian citizens including Interior Minister Matthew, Earl Jamie
It’s time to tear down our (virtual) statues
“it is time for Essexia to tear down it’s figurative statues of outdated ideals and limited racial relevance.” Late last month, I participated in a
Nicholas Randouler; a great loss to the world
I thought about not writing this. I mean, it has been less than 24 hours since we figured out what had happened to Nick, and
Essexia is a blueprint for a Utopia
“without Essexia, I would know barely even one tenth of the people I do now thanks to Essexia, let alone represent or debate them in
Major changes announced to the Essexian Ministry of Justice and Supreme Court
SHENFIELD – Earlier today at 16:57 GMT, Jacob M made the conscious decision to step down from his duties as the Minister of Justice after
A Commonwealth in chaos: my opinion – Lord Matthew
GREATER BADDOW – Yesterday the Commonwealth of Essexia was struck by its most acute challenge since the civil war of 2018. Despite the progress and