Greater Danbury – Essexia’s space program, EAST (Essexian Aeronautical and Space Technologies), has unveiled their latest rocket design. Dubbed the Epstein Mk.IV (and Maxwell Booster),
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Ministry of Defence announces new projects and future schedules for current ones
Greater Danbury – In a presentation earlier tonight marketed as the ‘November 2020 MoD Keynote’, the Minister of Defence, the Rt. Hon. Jack MP, announced
Essexia cuts ties with Hrafnrafjall
Greater Danbury – On Sunday evening, Emperor Terry announced to the Commonwealth that he had used his executive powers to “nullify any bilateral treaties between
By-election October 2020: Why it’s important, how you can vote and more
Greater Danbury – For many Essexians, tomorrow’s by-election will be the first time they have cast their votes, and will be the initial stress-test of
The Military’s Long and Winding Road to Reform
As we edge ever closer to Essexia’s significant 3rd anniversary on the 26th December, there is much to reflect on from our past, and in the future. One such topic, which has been furiously debated since it’s creation close to the founding of Essexia itself, is the Imperial Essexian armed forces.
Giant, extraterrestrial murder machines are invading the United States…but is China to blame?
Warning: This post is satire. There are currently no invasions of the United States…that China are willing to admit. Boca Chica, Texas, US – At
It’s time to tear down our (virtual) statues
“it is time for Essexia to tear down it’s figurative statues of outdated ideals and limited racial relevance.” Late last month, I participated in a
Essexia is a blueprint for a Utopia
“without Essexia, I would know barely even one tenth of the people I do now thanks to Essexia, let alone represent or debate them in