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Essexia and Uber-Esse meet again
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Essexia and Uber-Esse meet again

20/07/202020/07/20202 min read

GREATER BADDOW — Today, leaders from Uber-Esse and Essexia met for the second time so far. Present at the meeting was Newton Von Uberquie, Palatine-Viceroy

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Lord Zarel announces his departure from Essexia next year
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Lord Zarel announces his departure from Essexia next year

17/07/202017/07/20203 min read

GREATER BADDOW – The Essexian Post can exclusively reveal today that government minister and MP, Lord Zarel, will be leaving the Commonwealth of Essexia after

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Essexia’s only aircraft carrier, the IEN Jaywick,  has just been decommissioned
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Essexia’s only aircraft carrier, the IEN Jaywick, has just been decommissioned

17/07/20203 min read

GREATER DANBURY – Essexia’s first ship, the aircraft carrier IEN Jaywick, received it’s final farewell on Friday the 17th July 2020, marking the end of

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Essexia and Uberessenberg leaders meet
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Essexia and Uberessenberg leaders meet

19/06/202019/06/20203 min read

GREATER BADDOW – Today Essexian leaders briefly met with Palatine-Viceroy of Uberquiesenberg, Newton von Uberquie. Present at the ‘summit’ was Emperor Terry I, Lord Matthew

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Essexian economy holds strong during coronavirus
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Essexian economy holds strong during coronavirus

13/06/20204 min read

Yesterday, the treasury released some statistics that has proved the Essexian economy has remained stronger than its international neighbours. In the second quarter, there has

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Emperor Terry marches for Black Lives Matter
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Emperor Terry marches for Black Lives Matter

13/06/202013/06/20204 min read

CHELMSFORD – This afternoon the Emperor visited a Black Lives Matter march along with a coterie of Essexian citizens including Interior Minister Matthew, Earl Jamie

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Major changes announced to the Essexian Ministry of Justice and Supreme Court
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Major changes announced to the Essexian Ministry of Justice and Supreme Court

03/06/202003/06/20204 min read

SHENFIELD – Earlier today at 16:57 GMT, Jacob M made the conscious decision to step down from his duties as the Minister of Justice after

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Lord Jack removed from the Chamber in heated discussion over Essexia’s Patron Saint
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Lord Jack removed from the Chamber in heated discussion over Essexia’s Patron Saint

01/06/202001/06/20203 min read

Today in Parliament Today’s discussion in parliament was chiefly about the position of Patron Saint of Essexia, a position currently held by Guglielmo Marconi, the

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Lord Jack, Marconi, Parliament, Saint
Essexian government is ready to use military force to enforce the coronavirus lockdown.
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Essexian government is ready to use military force to enforce the coronavirus lockdown.

30/05/202031/05/20204 min read

GREATER BADDOW – The Essexian Government has reiterated today that the military is ready for ‘all scenarios’ if civil unrest occurs over the continuation of

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Emperor Terry calls Boris Johnson a ‘lying toe-rag’
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Emperor Terry calls Boris Johnson a ‘lying toe-rag’

30/05/20202 min read

Today, the Essexian Post brings you an exclusive interview with our glorious Emperor, Terry. We sat down with him over a call, due to the

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