Greater Baddow – Following outrage over the diet of the Emperor, martial law has been declared to restore order.
Francis Schrodinger declared the military government at 19:40pm citing the Emperor’s meal, which he posted a picture to on a private Essexia Discord server, as being proof that the Emperor had become mentally incapacitated.
Indeed, by almost all accounts – the meal looked grim, disgusting even, for most people, it made them want to throw up, specifically on Terry, who maintained it was not only edible but delicious.
The meal consisted of three ingredients – pre-cooked rice, BBQ sauce, and pre-cooked chicken from a packet and prompted outrage from just about everyone in the country. Many saw it as an insult to reputation of Essexia as a place of fine cuisine, like Greggs.
The martial law will hopefully go some way to restore order until the Emperor realises this is not an acceptable meal and he should be deeply embarrassed and ashamed.