It’s time to tear down our (virtual) statues
“it is time for Essexia to tear down it’s figurative statues of outdated ideals and limited racial relevance.” Late last month, I participated in a
Nicholas Randouler; a great loss to the world
I thought about not writing this. I mean, it has been less than 24 hours since we figured out what had happened to Nick, and
Essexia is a blueprint for a Utopia
“without Essexia, I would know barely even one tenth of the people I do now thanks to Essexia, let alone represent or debate them in
Major changes announced to the Essexian Ministry of Justice and Supreme Court
SHENFIELD – Earlier today at 16:57 GMT, Jacob M made the conscious decision to step down from his duties as the Minister of Justice after
A Commonwealth in chaos: my opinion – Lord Matthew
GREATER BADDOW – Yesterday the Commonwealth of Essexia was struck by its most acute challenge since the civil war of 2018. Despite the progress and
Lord Jack removed from the Chamber in heated discussion over Essexia’s Patron Saint
Today in Parliament Today’s discussion in parliament was chiefly about the position of Patron Saint of Essexia, a position currently held by Guglielmo Marconi, the
Essexian government is ready to use military force to enforce the coronavirus lockdown.
GREATER BADDOW – The Essexian Government has reiterated today that the military is ready for ‘all scenarios’ if civil unrest occurs over the continuation of
Emperor Terry calls Boris Johnson a ‘lying toe-rag’
Today, the Essexian Post brings you an exclusive interview with our glorious Emperor, Terry. We sat down with him over a call, due to the
Shock abdication in Abeldane
Newton von Uberquie has abdicated the Abeldane throne, saying that he no longer had the support of the Empire’s founders. In a statement, he said: Hello
Rhino Alliance storms into power
The Rhino Alliance has been revived in spectacular style today as the Progressive Workers Party has managed to bring down the ruling Giraffe Concordat after
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